Until a few weeks ago, we had a television set that looked like this:
Yes. We. Did.
Don't see too many of those around anymore. I am not even sure you can buy one. I am thinking about donating it to a museum.
It was a great t.v.
There was nothing wrong with it.
Except that we got one of these:
Well, with points from AMEX. Yes, my husband travels a lot.
Now, we haven't historically watched a lot of t.v. There really isn't that much on. Most of it is mind numbing carp.
But once you have the t.v., you might as well get the HD cable receiver.
You know, so you can appreciate the one or two PBS documentaries you manage to catch.
And since they have a special, you might as will upgrade to the receiver with the DVR.
Because really, who likes the commercials anyway.
And since you are upgrading so much technology, you might as well add a wireless router to your home. (Yes, we also were a completely wired family up until a few days ago.)
Well. Your son's 6th grade, school issued laptop will need a wireless connection so he can turn in homework.
And as long as you are at the Apple store to purchase the wireless router, why not pick up an Apple TV?
Cause you do love all things Apple.
And hey, Netflix offers a one month free trial. So, since your husband is out of the country (earning more points so we can upgrade to surround sound next Christmas ... it totally trumps the dishwasher) why don't you try it.
Well, I have the answer. You don't do these things because you turn into a t.v. watching lump who never leaves her house. That is why.
I almost called in sick today - to my VOLUNTEER position.
For God's sake people. Don't you know I have 29 shows to watch in my instant queue. I cannot be bothered to stuff envelopes. I don't care how good your cause is.
And I know that I have attended your benefit every year for the past 6 years. But I have to get caught up on my English history and watch The Tudors.
And I found The September Issue. Who recommended that one? It was pretty good.
Pinewood Derby. Sorry. I have to watch the entire first season of Friday Night Lights.
Stop me. Somebody. Tell me the magic of my new t.v. will wear off. Promise me I will tire of Henry VIII. Assure me that the new technology will enhance our lives.
Cause I am addicted to the carp right now.